Indecent Stixposure

:/

:D ALWAYS on board to set fires.

Yes, I DO realize that half my state is on fire right now. Shhhhhhhh…..

The truth hurts sometimes.

Unless that’s what you want.

During a divorce discussion

Frankly, I really don’t care if/when my friends see this particular ex around town. However, I do find it funny that all of them start off with the same “JEW SIGHTING!” text to initiate the story telling. Like he’s a UFO or something. No, he’s just a bastard.

And Brett… Yeah, funny as always.

“Don’t you only have two sisters?”

…YEAH! So the rate of half-ity is exceptionally high in my family!