“And please bless that our teacher will stop laughing when we pray.”
Because you have sexy profile pictures. DUH.
He’s not cheating on his diet by just looking at the menu.
If you’re wondering, “Did this really happen?”
The answer is Yes. Worst. Date. Ever.
Because “until-they-fit” is all I really care about. But 75 pounds would be cool.
I only had to lose 5, by the way, because I’m good at shimmying into things.
shimmy:shimmy:shimmy
Can you believe that I danced in a production of the Nutcracker? BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! It was awesome.
But seriously, they don’t make ballet performance tights as big as I need, so it… was interesting. I did lose the weight, though. :D
